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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
November 20, 2011
THE BURLESQUEPONY
News Item: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi resigns.
Me ... I am-a the Bulesquepony. I entertain, amuse, make-a the money -- so
much I don'-a know what-a to do with it. So I do Bunga! Bunga! -- parties for
my friends who like-a the Bunga! Bunga.
I 'ave-a my fillies -- lots of 'em ... I am Italiano. I am-a a lover, a great one. I
never-a pay any filly;. I am not-a ... what you say a John-a. They all-a love me.
The Tunisian one? Si! Very much. She cannot-a 'ow you say it -- 'ave-a
enough of me. She was-a ... ooh! la! la! as the French put it. What the
Engleesh call-a the Speetfire. Si! comprendo? So I-a 'elped 'er out with the
immigration-a, no! What are-a friends for? eh!
Now, the debt-a this, an' the debt-a that. Too much. Too much-a
headache-a. So I-a go. More time for Bunga! Bunga! Heh! Heh! My-a fillies
are waiting. An'-a I wan-a to be young again.
Easy! I'ave-a plastic man ... I mean-a surgeon. 'e stick hair, pull face -- no
not at me -- my face -- volte face ... make-a me young again. See.
Now-a I say-a, thank you America. Wonderful country-a. Wonderful
people-a. Wonderful-a, wonderful Viagra. No! No! not Niagara. I don'-a
mean the waterfall. Viagra! Viagra! I-a kiss you, America.
THE BURLESQUEPONY
News Item: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi resigns.
Me ... I am-a the Bulesquepony. I entertain, amuse, make-a the money -- so
much I don'-a know what-a to do with it. So I do Bunga! Bunga! -- parties for
my friends who like-a the Bunga! Bunga.
I 'ave-a my fillies -- lots of 'em ... I am Italiano. I am-a a lover, a great one. I
never-a pay any filly;. I am not-a ... what you say a John-a. They all-a love me.
The Tunisian one? Si! Very much. She cannot-a 'ow you say it -- 'ave-a
enough of me. She was-a ... ooh! la! la! as the French put it. What the
Engleesh call-a the Speetfire. Si! comprendo? So I-a 'elped 'er out with the
immigration-a, no! What are-a friends for? eh!
Now, the debt-a this, an' the debt-a that. Too much. Too much-a
headache-a. So I-a go. More time for Bunga! Bunga! Heh! Heh! My-a fillies
are waiting. An'-a I wan-a to be young again.
Easy! I'ave-a plastic man ... I mean-a surgeon. 'e stick hair, pull face -- no
not at me -- my face -- volte face ... make-a me young again. See.
Now-a I say-a, thank you America. Wonderful country-a. Wonderful
people-a. Wonderful-a, wonderful Viagra. No! No! not Niagara. I don'-a
mean the waterfall. Viagra! Viagra! I-a kiss you, America.