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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
November 18, 2012


News Item:  Romney blames his election loss on Obama pandering to minorities with

As another Republican with a name also beginning with an R once said, 'There you
go again'.

Why, what have I said this time?  It's the truth is it not?

But don't you think these innocent children who have grown up here should not be
penalized for what their parents did?

We Romney sheep are hardy.  We are tough.  We are transported everywhere --
some even to Australia, even New Zealand.  We learned how to survive.  They are
only going back to the land of their ancestors.  The law is the law is the law.  And the
chief law officer of this land should enforce it.  Anyway, Mexico is a great place ... kind
to my Grandpa.

Was he obeying the law when he fled there with his wives?

Let's not bring religion into it.  All I can say is one of our most distinguished generals
whose services this country can ill afford to lose, has resigned.  And if the law had
accommodated Grandpa and others with a similar bent, he would not have had to.  
Look at Solomon, the wisest king in the Bible ...

So you are advocating polygamy ...

Hell!  the women don't vote for me anyway ...