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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
October 30, 2016


News Item:  New scandalous information keeps emerging from Wikileaks and now
from the FBI about Hillary Clinton's emails.

You are keeping awful quiet these days.  I gave you a lot more help with that Monica
floozie ... and Gennifer and the others.  And stop calling me Hilla the Hun and Hilla
Monster and ...

Oh, don't believe it Hon, and I mean H-O-N.  It's all locker-room talk.

Cut that out!  And what did Donald mean when he said, you had said a lot worse to
him on the golf course -- 'a lot worse' than his remarks to Billy Bush ...

I can't recall.  I don't remember saying anything.  I was just trying to make him cough
up something for the Clinton Foundation.

You won't get much outta him ... he is tight as a drum.  You know this email thing is
getting to bug me ...

Oh, don't worry.  The people are dumb and slow.  The stuff's coming out too late to
change their mind.  That's our solid middle class citizenry!  And look at what choice
they have ...

Yeah!  They've had a rough time of it starting with your NAFTA.  Oh God!  Am I glad
to be out of the middle class ... tedious people ...

Yup!  As long as they think you're for them and Donald is not ...  Actually he's a fun
guy on the golf course ...

(Gets a withering stare from Hillary) ...