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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
October 25, 2015
THE CANADIAN COYWOLF
News Item: In a surprise result, Canadian PM Stephen Harper's conservatives lost
the general election to Justin Trudeau's liberals.
They say you have a mean streak ...
Well, I am a coywolf.
A coywolf! What's that?
It's a coyote-wolf hybrid. We have the strength of wolves and the meanness of
coyotes. That's why we've been ruling Canada with only 39.6 percent of the votes.
I heard you hid in a closet when a gunman shot at security outside.
So what? Only the stupid come out to get shot.
Do you have a team like wolves, or are you a loner coyote?
Both.
Both?
Yes, both. I am a loner, and shy like a coyote -- I prefer my own company. And, I
have a team, equally mean.
Like Baird and Kenney you mean.
Yeah, 'mean' is the word. Baird the Bastard keeps my back and keeps us with
resources, I mean food, to spare. And Kenney the Coyote, who just loves to kill, I
mean hunt. He goes in for what you humans call wars.
Any others?
Oh, that'll do for now. I have things to do. Our pack, I mean team, is getting ready to
teach this upstart Trudeau a lesson. Shameless! dancing the bhangra with all these
Punjabi Indians and Pakis. Hell! I like their curries too (though Kenney prefers
tartare) but, as they say, now that we have the recipe ...
THE CANADIAN COYWOLF
News Item: In a surprise result, Canadian PM Stephen Harper's conservatives lost
the general election to Justin Trudeau's liberals.
They say you have a mean streak ...
Well, I am a coywolf.
A coywolf! What's that?
It's a coyote-wolf hybrid. We have the strength of wolves and the meanness of
coyotes. That's why we've been ruling Canada with only 39.6 percent of the votes.
I heard you hid in a closet when a gunman shot at security outside.
So what? Only the stupid come out to get shot.
Do you have a team like wolves, or are you a loner coyote?
Both.
Both?
Yes, both. I am a loner, and shy like a coyote -- I prefer my own company. And, I
have a team, equally mean.
Like Baird and Kenney you mean.
Yeah, 'mean' is the word. Baird the Bastard keeps my back and keeps us with
resources, I mean food, to spare. And Kenney the Coyote, who just loves to kill, I
mean hunt. He goes in for what you humans call wars.
Any others?
Oh, that'll do for now. I have things to do. Our pack, I mean team, is getting ready to
teach this upstart Trudeau a lesson. Shameless! dancing the bhangra with all these
Punjabi Indians and Pakis. Hell! I like their curries too (though Kenney prefers
tartare) but, as they say, now that we have the recipe ...