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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
October 11, 2020
THE RETURN
News Item: President Trump has left hospital having recovered from COVID-19.
Yes, the doctors say I don't have the virus anymore.
I think you should still be careful.
Don't worry Melania. I'm in amazing shape. I feel wonderful. In fact I feel so good I
think 'I'll just give you a big fat kiss.'
About time too. You've been AWOL in that department.
We've both been sick honey. There's the work and then there's the election. I tell
you I am in much better shape than Biden. His brain leaves doubts and his body
looks frail to me.
Doughnaald! Don't underestimate him.
I am not. It's just. . . it looks to me that if I were to jab him with a finger he'd fall apart
and all the shattered pieces would settle in a pile on the floor covered by his blue suit.
You are doing it again, Doughnaald.
As I said I won't. I am planning the most amazing, fantastic rally in Florida. It'll be the
biggest ever. Want to come?
I wish. Doctor says, I take no chances.
Too bad. Hey after that hospital food do you think you could . . .
I know. You want a cheeseburger. Doughnaald is crazy about cheeseburgers.
Great American food, Melania, great. It's all part of what makes America great.
Amazing! It gives you all you need in a tasty compact package. Quick and easy to
eat. Frankly Melania, I need it to 'make America great' again.
THE RETURN
News Item: President Trump has left hospital having recovered from COVID-19.
Yes, the doctors say I don't have the virus anymore.
I think you should still be careful.
Don't worry Melania. I'm in amazing shape. I feel wonderful. In fact I feel so good I
think 'I'll just give you a big fat kiss.'
About time too. You've been AWOL in that department.
We've both been sick honey. There's the work and then there's the election. I tell
you I am in much better shape than Biden. His brain leaves doubts and his body
looks frail to me.
Doughnaald! Don't underestimate him.
I am not. It's just. . . it looks to me that if I were to jab him with a finger he'd fall apart
and all the shattered pieces would settle in a pile on the floor covered by his blue suit.
You are doing it again, Doughnaald.
As I said I won't. I am planning the most amazing, fantastic rally in Florida. It'll be the
biggest ever. Want to come?
I wish. Doctor says, I take no chances.
Too bad. Hey after that hospital food do you think you could . . .
I know. You want a cheeseburger. Doughnaald is crazy about cheeseburgers.
Great American food, Melania, great. It's all part of what makes America great.
Amazing! It gives you all you need in a tasty compact package. Quick and easy to
eat. Frankly Melania, I need it to 'make America great' again.