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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
September 30, 2018
A PITBULL SPEAKS, THE UN LISTENS ... AND TITTERS
News Item: President Trump addressed the UN General Assembly. Following an
extravagant claim, the audience tittered and giggled.
I am as American as a pitbull. Tough and unyielding.
Oh Doughnaald! I like it when you are so masterful. You even had them laughing.
Yeah! They're all stupid ... thought I'd made a joke.
But they laughed even more when you said you didn't expect their reaction ...
Maybe you should not have made so many people angry ...
What do you mean?
You know the Russians, the Chinese ...
You know they take advantage of us, the Chinese ...
But look at all the US corporations going there to manufacture stuff because it's
cheaper. You know, in a trade war we all lose and those companies are going to be
awful mad at you.
Don't worry. I can handle 'em and Xi as well. I'll turn Xi around.
He's a tough guy. Made himself ... like king.
I know, I know. I'm tougher and my button is bigger than anyone's ... I can blow him to
bits.
Oh Doughnaald! Don't say that ... you know wind blow both ways ...
A PITBULL SPEAKS, THE UN LISTENS ... AND TITTERS
News Item: President Trump addressed the UN General Assembly. Following an
extravagant claim, the audience tittered and giggled.
I am as American as a pitbull. Tough and unyielding.
Oh Doughnaald! I like it when you are so masterful. You even had them laughing.
Yeah! They're all stupid ... thought I'd made a joke.
But they laughed even more when you said you didn't expect their reaction ...
Maybe you should not have made so many people angry ...
What do you mean?
You know the Russians, the Chinese ...
You know they take advantage of us, the Chinese ...
But look at all the US corporations going there to manufacture stuff because it's
cheaper. You know, in a trade war we all lose and those companies are going to be
awful mad at you.
Don't worry. I can handle 'em and Xi as well. I'll turn Xi around.
He's a tough guy. Made himself ... like king.
I know, I know. I'm tougher and my button is bigger than anyone's ... I can blow him to
bits.
Oh Doughnaald! Don't say that ... you know wind blow both ways ...