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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
September 17, 2017


News Item:  North Korea launches an ICBM and claims to seek parity with U.S.
military power.

Unbelievable!  If you don't stop, I will personally shear you into Slim Kim.  I am not a
red-blooded American pit bull for nothing.

Hah!  You peewee canine.  Your bark is worse than your bite.  Not only do I breathe
fire to barbecue you, but my teeth will make you into a bullberger ready for the
barbecue pit.

Stop talking, you snake-eyed slitherer.  I carry a fire extinguisher on my back and two
ICBMs on the side.

Listen, you chameleon-headed Trumpy Rumpy:  Beg, boy, beg!

Who do you think you are asking to beg, Rocket Man?

You.  You ugly capitalist dog.

You are mad, Rocket Man.  You know I can bury you and your whole country in
twenty minutes.

But you wouldn't, you soft capitalist dog.  I dare you.

Okay!  I double-dare you to touch Guam.

I ... I triple dare you!

In that case, I double-double dare you ...