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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
September 4, 2016


News Item:  Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff was dismissed from office after an
independent trial in the Senate.

Crazy humans!

Why you say that Pedro? --  as he pulls out a juicy bone from the garbage can ...

And they call us dogs ...

We are dogs!

You know what I mean.  Look!  Is Dilma personally corrupt?  No.  Are the people who
plotted against her personally corrupt?  Yes.

So, she is going to remove them from office, right?

No, you fool.  They have already removed her.

Oh!  Sounds crazy.

That's what I said, crazy humans!

I see what you mean.  So how did they do it?

They said she exaggerated the health of the economy in fighting the election.

So who doesn't do that ...

Exactly.  But a fiscal court rejected her accounts although several governors have
done the same stuff.

Oh!  So that gave them a reason.

It did and the clock was ticking fast against the plotters who had been taking

Who doesn't around here?

Well, Dilma for one ...

It doesn't pay to be honest.

No, it upsets the system.

Crazy humans!  Here take a bone.  There's another one in here ...