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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
August 12, 2018
SAUCE FOR THE GANDER
News Item: Viktor and Amalija Knavs became U.S. citizens using family-based
immigration which President Trump derides as chain migration." Who are the
Knavses? They are Melania's parents and she sponsored them.
How could you do this? Don't you see the press will make me look like a hypocrite?
Well?
Now listen ...
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, Doughnaald, and you can honk
all you want, I want my parents settled here and Barron needs his grandparents.
You mean you couldn't wait a couple of years ...
They're old and I don't want them to have any more hassles ...
You know you are headstrong ... you don't listen.
Neither do you.
Actually I do. It's got me where I am now.
And it's got me where I am. So there!
Women! Where's your father?
He didn't come.
Can't say I blame him. Women! And let Barron loose or you'll make him a wimp.
He's not. He's already taller than me ...
You don't understand. Oh, what's the use ... (moves away).
See! You never complete a conversation. How do I really know what you want?
Women!
SAUCE FOR THE GANDER
News Item: Viktor and Amalija Knavs became U.S. citizens using family-based
immigration which President Trump derides as chain migration." Who are the
Knavses? They are Melania's parents and she sponsored them.
How could you do this? Don't you see the press will make me look like a hypocrite?
Well?
Now listen ...
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, Doughnaald, and you can honk
all you want, I want my parents settled here and Barron needs his grandparents.
You mean you couldn't wait a couple of years ...
They're old and I don't want them to have any more hassles ...
You know you are headstrong ... you don't listen.
Neither do you.
Actually I do. It's got me where I am now.
And it's got me where I am. So there!
Women! Where's your father?
He didn't come.
Can't say I blame him. Women! And let Barron loose or you'll make him a wimp.
He's not. He's already taller than me ...
You don't understand. Oh, what's the use ... (moves away).
See! You never complete a conversation. How do I really know what you want?
Women!