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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
August 11, 2019


News Item:  Bill Clinton is said to have taken a couple of dozen trips aboard Jeffrey
Epstein's private jet, nicknamed the Lolita Express ... going to his Love Island
perhaps -- Epstein is in jail awaiting trial for trafficking underage girls.

I have to tell ya ... I feel their pain ...

You mean the little girls he was trafficking ...

Yes, the poor lovely dears.  What a massage, but I feel their pain.

What do you mean, sir?

Well, you know ... I am a very sympathetic person.

Did you ever go to his Love Island?

You know, when you're on a jet and you land on a private strip, and are whisked off
in a limo to a mansion, you can never be sure where you are ...  But you know, if
those girls are hurting ... I feel their pain.

You went to Africa on one of his planes ...

Yes, that's right.  It was my initiative to improve lives there.  You know, I feel their pain.

It's a long trip to Africa.  Were there girls for entertainment on board?

Well, there are always girls on a plane ... hostesses and so forth ...

Was anything out of the ordinary going on?

I dunno.  Whatever it was, I didn't inhale ...

I am talking about the girls, sir.

Oh, the girls.  I tell ya ... I feel their pain ...