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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
August 7, 2016

IN THE RUSSIAN LOCKER ROOM

News Item:  Sixty-seven out of sixty-eight Russian track athletes banned from
Olympics due to a doping scandal.

Amerikanski son-of-beach


Da!  Lance Armstrong superhuman like Phelps ...

Nyet!  Obama!


Da!  American baseball, football ...


Da!  Athletics, Tyson Gay ...


Da!  Gatlin ... Boo!  Boo!  Boo!  Loud in Rio stadium.  Big doper, da?


Da!  Usain Bolt ...

Da!  Ethiopia coach, Kenya ...

Da!  Jamaicans, so many suspensions ...


Da!  Barack Obama ...


Da!  Kenyan Amerikanski hypocrite ...


Da!  Stop Russki team ...


Da!  India ... billion people ...

Ha!  Ha!  Ha!  no medals ...

Pakistan, Bangladesh ...


Da!  Too much curry, no medal.

Da!  Barack Obama ...

Bad, bad, bad.  Stop Russki team. Big cheat.  Cheat on missiles.  Cheat in Ukraine.  
Cheat in Syria.  Cheat in Libya.  Cheat in Olympics.  Cheat his own people on TPP ...  

Da!  We show.  We show.  We get GMO athletes.  We show them.


Da!  Americanski sons-of-beeches ...

Nyet!  Not oll ...

Da!  Not oll.