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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
July 30, 2017


News Item:  Despite Trump's exhortations and lobbying, the plan to repeal
Obamacare, let alone replace it, fails.

I said from the beginning, let Obamacare implode, and I turned out to be right.  Let
Obamacare implode.

Then why were you lobbying so hard for repeal ...

I was not.  They were.  I just like to help out people.

And then to top your week, the North Koreans launched another missile.

That guy is sick.

What guy sir?

You know the one whose name sounds like you're running ...

Did you mean Kim Jong-un?

Exactly, Joggin.  Well, he ought to know we won't stand for this.

But he's always sending something up at the worst of times for you.

He's a babyface killer.

Shouldn't we be more careful then?  The latest missile seems to have the range to hit
major U.S. cities.

Yeah!  How many does he have?  I have a lot more.

Then the Russians held a huge navy day parade showing off their stuff, and China a
military parade with more scary stuff.  And the Europeans are mad at us ...

Not all of them, and we have the best military in the world.  Let them all just try
anything ... anything ...