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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
July 29, 2018


News Item:  A tape recording shows Trump discussing a payoff to playboy model
Karen McDougal is published by CNN.

Fake news!  Fake news!

What do you mean?  They have your voice on tape ...

I am tweeting now I hate that word.  I ... er ... eat little tweeting birds.  I prefer
meowing, even howling.   Anyway, what sounds like, 'Don't pay cash' is not.


Yes, I actually said 'Don't pay cat'.  Cash is not a person.. I am meowing it out on my

So what about this McDougal babe?

Great boobs!

I though you said it was all a lie.

That's what I mean.  She's full of boobs,  Dumb you know ...

Doesn't seem like it.  She won her lawsuit.

Crooked lawyers.  Can't trust 'em.

You're just finding out?

I've had enough experience.  Excuse me.  I need to howl again.  It calms me down, so
I can sleep.

Like a sleeping pill or a narcotic.  You're hooked.

Listen!  I'm amazing ... howoool! ... incredible ... howoool! ... fantastic ... howoool!

And you say, you're not addicted.

Yes, not addicted and innocent ... howoool! ... howoool!