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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
July 9, 2017
LOADED FOR BEAR
News Item: Trump and Putin meet on the sidelines at G-20 meeting in Hamburg.
Trump reflects ...
You know, I came loaded for bear but he turned out to be as sweet as a Lab ...
More like, wily as a coyote Mr. President.
You know, he called me 'excellency'.
Yes, but he's going around saying you gave him a clean bill of health on the hacking
during the primaries.
Well, I don't recall. Still it exposed crooked Hillary.
She was juggling, so many crooked balls, she was bound to drop one or more ...
As she did.
Yes sir, or you wouldn't be sitting behind that desk in the Oval Office. By the way,
weren't you going to do something about the decor there.
You mean transform it into my signature Louis Quinze.
Exactly!
Oh, I've thought about it ... thing is, I don't really spend enough time there to bother.
That's true.
You don't have to agree with everything I say! The other thought is, the public may
not like ostentation using the public purse. Let them see I am not wasting any public
money on myself.
So true. You always get it right.
'Course I do. That's why I'm President. Now let's see ... shall we start with the sole
meuniere ...
LOADED FOR BEAR
News Item: Trump and Putin meet on the sidelines at G-20 meeting in Hamburg.
Trump reflects ...
You know, I came loaded for bear but he turned out to be as sweet as a Lab ...
More like, wily as a coyote Mr. President.
You know, he called me 'excellency'.
Yes, but he's going around saying you gave him a clean bill of health on the hacking
during the primaries.
Well, I don't recall. Still it exposed crooked Hillary.
She was juggling, so many crooked balls, she was bound to drop one or more ...
As she did.
Yes sir, or you wouldn't be sitting behind that desk in the Oval Office. By the way,
weren't you going to do something about the decor there.
You mean transform it into my signature Louis Quinze.
Exactly!
Oh, I've thought about it ... thing is, I don't really spend enough time there to bother.
That's true.
You don't have to agree with everything I say! The other thought is, the public may
not like ostentation using the public purse. Let them see I am not wasting any public
money on myself.
So true. You always get it right.
'Course I do. That's why I'm President. Now let's see ... shall we start with the sole
meuniere ...