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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
June 28, 2015


News Item:  The U.S. has been listening in on three French presidents -- Jacques
Chirac, Nikolas Sarkozy and Francois Hollande, it was leaked through Wiki this
week.  Hollande, of course, has had problems with his lady friends.

Ma cherie!  It's only me your French poodle.  Let me in.

Go away --  you are full of zee bugs.  You have violated me to les Americains -- from
zee terroir to zee boudoir.  Imageen, zey are listening in to zee pillow talk.  Oh, I am
so humiliated.  Go away.

But zey 'ave promised.  Zey are no longer listening ...

And you believe zem?  An' I thought zee poodles were so ... how you say eet ... so
smart.  Go away you bugsy!

Now I am angry -- not at you, ma petite souffle, non, non, non!  -- at zee Americains.  
You can take away everytheeng from zee Frechman, but zon't interfere with hees
love life.

What are you going to do ?  You could've sold zee carriers to zee Russians, but
stupideau stopped that ...

I was afraid ...

Afraid of zee Americains?

Oui, oui, oui!  Afraid.  Afraid zey make my life intolerable.  Zey could leak zee tapes of
zee pillow talk ...

Non, non, non!  Humiliation!  Zough, let me theenk ... I could become zee celebrity
like zee Americains.  Don't zay leak out zee sex tapes.  Become famous and rich ...
Come in, come in mon cher, mon petit bugsy.  What zee Americains can do, zee
French can do better ...

Opens bedroom door which closes behind them.