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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
June 14, 2020


News Item:  New CNN poll shows Biden leading Trump by 14 points in national poll.

Happy birthday, Doughnaald.

Thank you, Melania.  They have been happier with you.

Oh Doughnaald! ... Doughnaald!

Yes, Melania.  I'm very busy but ...

Doughnaald, you want me, start packing?

Why would you say that?

New polling say, you lose.

Don't believe those polls.  I'm not gonna lose to a walking corpse.

If you14 points behind, you  lose to dead corpse.

I am not a loser Melania ... not made that way.

Don't worry.  Win or lose, you still my Doughnaald.

Say, you think you can learn to call me Donald.

But I do.  I do.  Douoghnaald.

Oh, what's the use ...

What use?  What you use, Doughnaald?

Oh, it's nothing just ...

Then why you say ...

Oh, what's the use ...

There you say it again.

Gee, I give up ...

I like it when you give up, my Doughnaald.  You want me to come closer.

You know I do.  But first ... could you get me a cheeseburger?

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger.  That's all you think about.  I get cheeseburger, and
then I ... I come give you birthday present ...