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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
June 10, 2018
T-RUMP
News Item: Trump attends G7 meeting in Canada.
Cheeseburgers! You are a disgrace to your lineage. Why don't you go catch
something and eat it fresh.
Listen, T-Rex! You can't do that nowadays. They have laws.
I know, and you have trouble with them. Why? In my day, everyone was terrified of
me.
I am trying to do the same, you know. Just takes a while.
Yeah! They are making you out into a buffoon. And with a name like yours, you
sound like the back end of a plump saurus. Oh, I used to love getting my teeth into
that.
I prefer the back end of cows, ground, fried with cheese on top, garnished with pickle,
onions, lettuce, tomato and sauce.
Yes, I know ... cheeseburgers. Let me take you on a hunt ...
I prefer to play golf ...
I can't understand it. The thrill of the chase, the attack and then ... succulent dinner
... and he prefers a white tasteless ball.
The world has changed Great-great-great ... grandpa T-Rex.
I know! I know! And not for the better.
But have hope. We are in another extinction. Maybe you'll be back.
Who knows?
Would you like to come to Singapore? I am off to meet an adversary, quite chubby.
Really! How big?
Oh, about five and a half feet.
Too bad ... just a morsel ... not worth the trouble ...
T-RUMP
News Item: Trump attends G7 meeting in Canada.
Cheeseburgers! You are a disgrace to your lineage. Why don't you go catch
something and eat it fresh.
Listen, T-Rex! You can't do that nowadays. They have laws.
I know, and you have trouble with them. Why? In my day, everyone was terrified of
me.
I am trying to do the same, you know. Just takes a while.
Yeah! They are making you out into a buffoon. And with a name like yours, you
sound like the back end of a plump saurus. Oh, I used to love getting my teeth into
that.
I prefer the back end of cows, ground, fried with cheese on top, garnished with pickle,
onions, lettuce, tomato and sauce.
Yes, I know ... cheeseburgers. Let me take you on a hunt ...
I prefer to play golf ...
I can't understand it. The thrill of the chase, the attack and then ... succulent dinner
... and he prefers a white tasteless ball.
The world has changed Great-great-great ... grandpa T-Rex.
I know! I know! And not for the better.
But have hope. We are in another extinction. Maybe you'll be back.
Who knows?
Would you like to come to Singapore? I am off to meet an adversary, quite chubby.
Really! How big?
Oh, about five and a half feet.
Too bad ... just a morsel ... not worth the trouble ...