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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
June 10, 2018


News Item:  Trump attends G7 meeting in Canada.

Cheeseburgers!  You are a disgrace to your lineage.  Why don't you go catch
something and eat it fresh.

Listen, T-Rex!  You can't do that nowadays.  They have laws.

I know, and you have trouble with them.  Why?  In my day, everyone was terrified of

I am trying to do the same, you know.  Just takes a while.

Yeah!  They are making you out into a buffoon.  And with a name like yours, you
sound like the back end of a plump saurus.  Oh, I used to love getting my teeth into

I prefer the back end of cows, ground, fried with cheese on top, garnished with pickle,
onions, lettuce, tomato and sauce.

Yes, I know ... cheeseburgers.  Let me take you on a hunt ...

I prefer to play golf ...

I can't understand it.  The thrill of the chase, the attack and then ... succulent dinner
... and he prefers a white tasteless ball.

The world has changed Great-great-great ... grandpa T-Rex.

I know!  I know!  And not for the better.

But have hope.  We are in another extinction.  Maybe you'll be back.

Who knows?

Would you like to come to Singapore?  I am off to meet an adversary, quite chubby.

Really!  How big?

Oh, about five and a half feet.

Too bad ... just a morsel ... not worth the trouble ...