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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
June 9, 2019
TRUMP VISITS CHARLES
News Item: Trump meets the royals in Britain and Prince Charles invites him for tea.
You know we often have crumpets for tea. I hear (with a knowing wink) you love a bit
of crumpet ...
Crumpet? Never heard of it.
(Camilla interrupts) Charles darling, he likes to chase pussy cats.
Well, what red-blooded dawg doesn't? We also will be piping in haggis to honor your
Scottish heritage.
Hags? Hags did I hear? I love beautiful long-legged models ...
You mean like the Afghan hound you brought with you?
That's my daughter. I thought you had cucumber sandwiches and such like for tea.
Well, the climate has warmed so much we grow grapes in England and make wine. I
wanted to talk to you how the warming now causes frequent heavy rains and
flooding, ice melt in the Arctic and Antarctic. It is a problem you see. But then we
now have more wine.
Wine! I don't drink.
You don't drink. How do you spend your evenings?
(Camilla winks at Charles)
Oh no, not every night you poor dawg.
Yes every night and I am proud of it. I am all American and its American. Every
night, yes every night I, I .. . I have cheeseburgers! And tell you what, since since I
am a diplomat -- no matter what they say -- on the climate you talk about so much ...
it goes hot and cold. That's halfway, right?
TRUMP VISITS CHARLES
News Item: Trump meets the royals in Britain and Prince Charles invites him for tea.
You know we often have crumpets for tea. I hear (with a knowing wink) you love a bit
of crumpet ...
Crumpet? Never heard of it.
(Camilla interrupts) Charles darling, he likes to chase pussy cats.
Well, what red-blooded dawg doesn't? We also will be piping in haggis to honor your
Scottish heritage.
Hags? Hags did I hear? I love beautiful long-legged models ...
You mean like the Afghan hound you brought with you?
That's my daughter. I thought you had cucumber sandwiches and such like for tea.
Well, the climate has warmed so much we grow grapes in England and make wine. I
wanted to talk to you how the warming now causes frequent heavy rains and
flooding, ice melt in the Arctic and Antarctic. It is a problem you see. But then we
now have more wine.
Wine! I don't drink.
You don't drink. How do you spend your evenings?
(Camilla winks at Charles)
Oh no, not every night you poor dawg.
Yes every night and I am proud of it. I am all American and its American. Every
night, yes every night I, I .. . I have cheeseburgers! And tell you what, since since I
am a diplomat -- no matter what they say -- on the climate you talk about so much ...
it goes hot and cold. That's halfway, right?