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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
June 1, 2014


News Item:  Presidential hopefuls are stirring again.

Hey Nemo!  What you up to?

Oh, just taking my so-called Master for a walk.  Actually, what I am really doing is
scouting for a rich bitch.

Want the easy life eh?

No, I think it's my civic duty to run for Prez. We've had crooked cats, lap dogs and
brown-nosers.  It's time someone with tenacity stood up to the tomcats of Wall-Street
and beyond.

What makes you think a rich bitch is the way to go?

Well, look at past hopefuls:  there's Mac the miniature mastiff -- gets himself shot out
of the sky instead of vice versa, squeals to his captors instead of vice versa  .. and
that makes him a hero not vice versa and he is famous -- fame seeking fortune meets
fortune seeking fame -- the rest is history.  Gave us Sarah Palin (that was fun) and
got the foot.

And now he's been shooting from the hip on Syria when everyone knows the
Russians were about to offload their best missiles to shoot our planes out of the skies.

Exactly, and then we have Kerri-Oki the Boston Terrier with his constant whiny ballad
... singing the same old song.  Nice to me though ... his best advice:  Marry a rich
bitch Nemo ... best short-cut to political office ... then you too can afford to be a
maverick ...