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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
May 13, 2018


News Item:  The Trump-Kim summit  venue is to be Singapore in June, announced
the White House this week.

I take vely big lisk.  I fry there.

Yes, sir.  It's very hot and humid in Singapore.

What you mean, foor.  I say, I take big lisk, fry there, not take my tlain.

Ah, I see.  I am sorry sir, I misunderstood ...

You journarists, arr same.  You misundertand.  Not in my countly.

What happens in your countly, I mean country?

They don't rive rong if misunderstand too much.

What will you do in Singapore?

I talk.

I mean will you visit the city.  They have done a beautiful job of it in the twenty years
since the Asian financial crisis.

You see.  I come.  I talk.  I visit.

Where will you be staying?

You see.

You are unable to give any more information ...

Why you want to know?  What your name again?

Sir, I am a well-known, respected journalist ...

Why you ask so many questions?  Maybe I take you back with me.

It's my job.  And maybe I come later.

I mean personar questions.

Readers are interested in your personal likes and dislikes ...

I disrike personar, nosy questions.  I come to talk, make peace, plospelity for my

Thank you sir.  We are glad of it.