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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
May 1, 2016
MELANIA'S LAMENT
News Item: A somewhat edgy profile of Melania Trump in GQ has the author in hot
water with Donald Trump's more ardent supporters. The author, who is Jewish, calls
some comments anti-semitic.
Did I clasp a Russian viper to my bosom? -- Which my husband is crazy about, by
the way, so why should I worry?
It is just the article was so unfair -- especially the part about my being not too smart.
Hey lady, I am the one who caught a multi-billionaire, not you, so who's the smart
one, eh!?
Why is it the uglies consider us flowers to be bimbos. Just because we won life's
lottery, is no reason to become green with envy and lay into us.
So you have to work for a living ... well, people like me are making you famous -- so
many folks had not even heard of you before last week ...
And my husband's supporters ... well, some of them get carried away and they are
probably hoping the same for you ... can't blame them, can you?
If you were thinking you could damage my husband's chances, think again. He's
teflon. Nothing sticks. Remember what happened when Cruz attacked me ... okay,
so it was bare skin on a bearskin rug. But I was just doing my job in the way I was
required to ...
All I can say to you is what James Bond said about another Russian assassin ... she's
had her kicks ...
MELANIA'S LAMENT
News Item: A somewhat edgy profile of Melania Trump in GQ has the author in hot
water with Donald Trump's more ardent supporters. The author, who is Jewish, calls
some comments anti-semitic.
Did I clasp a Russian viper to my bosom? -- Which my husband is crazy about, by
the way, so why should I worry?
It is just the article was so unfair -- especially the part about my being not too smart.
Hey lady, I am the one who caught a multi-billionaire, not you, so who's the smart
one, eh!?
Why is it the uglies consider us flowers to be bimbos. Just because we won life's
lottery, is no reason to become green with envy and lay into us.
So you have to work for a living ... well, people like me are making you famous -- so
many folks had not even heard of you before last week ...
And my husband's supporters ... well, some of them get carried away and they are
probably hoping the same for you ... can't blame them, can you?
If you were thinking you could damage my husband's chances, think again. He's
teflon. Nothing sticks. Remember what happened when Cruz attacked me ... okay,
so it was bare skin on a bearskin rug. But I was just doing my job in the way I was
required to ...
All I can say to you is what James Bond said about another Russian assassin ... she's
had her kicks ...