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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
March 25, 2018


News Item:  Lawsuits filed by porn star Stormy Daniels, who appears on CBS 60
Minutes, and Playboy centerfold Karen McDougal to allow them to speak about their
affairs with Donald Trump.  They had both been paid substantial sums to keep silent.

So he doesn't want us to tell our stories.  I wonder why ...

You and I know why.  People might ask the obvious questions ...

Yep!  There's a reason he sleeps alone with three TVs and a cheeseburger for
company ...

Amazing?  Nope.

Incredible?  You gotta be kidding.

Beautiful?  Ugh!

Yeah, it would be the biggest prick in the world's largest hot air balloon.

That's saying it.

So a man can spend over a quarter million dollars for his ego ...

Well, you gotta be vain.

You gotta be a a liar ...

And live a lie.

Make that lies.

Yeah, lies are the currency of success ...

Specially in politics and specially half-truths.

Unbelievable, he says ...

It's the word for him.

Hardly the word for our tale.

No fable, just a fizzle ... most of the time.