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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
March 17, 2019


News Item:  Congress has rebuked President Trump by voting against his emergency
declaration designed to help the proposed wall.

Don't they understand ... we need the wall.  I made a promise and I'm going to keep it.

Why are you so against them.  They are desperate and we need labor.

Like hell we do.  We just managed to get the economy moving and the unemployment
out of the way ...

But these young people invigorate our economy.  Look at the stagnation in Europe
and Japan with aging populations.

The Japanese put the women back to work ...

Our women are already at work and they need the Latin nannies to continue.

Why don't they get nice Norwegian nannies?

Because they don't need to come here.  Anyway the Latins bring a new vibrancy to
our culture.

You  mean tacos.  I don't like tacos.  That reminds me ... order me a cheeseburger
will you, with everything.  In fact, make it two.

You want me to have one.

No, you can order your own ... tacos I presume.

Yes, that's right.

Just what I thought.  The rot has set in ... even in the White House.  The wall is an
emergency.  That's why I called it.  And, I'm going to veto that congressional bill.  I
want a CHEESEBURGER culture.  Where are those cheeseburgers?