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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
March 16, 2014
THE IMF LEECH
News Item: The new leaders of Ukraine look to the U.S. and E.U. for economic aids;
instead they get the IMF.
Don't be afraid ... Come closer and I'll stick by you ... on you ... so close, you will
always have me ...
No, no no! You are going to Greece me ...
Don't be afraid ... it's painless.
You mean at first ...
All you have to do is calm down and listen to reason ...
No, no, no! We want aid, not austerity measures ...
That's the trouble ... always wanting something for nothing ...
Isn't that what being in EU means? Look at Bulgaria, Romania, Poland...
Yes, look at them. They used to laze around all day while the government gave them
'workfare' jobs. Now, they are actually having to work ... especially if they go to
northern countries where they expect them to do the jobs the locals do not want ...
And we thought EU stood for "enjoy yourself" ...
That's what bad English will do for you. Now come here and take your medicine. We
leeches have been treating humans since the dawn of time ... we cure you ... bring
you to reality ...
And I thought we were all going to become fat like the English ...
There you go again. Don't you know, even Scotland is trying to get away from them
...
THE IMF LEECH
News Item: The new leaders of Ukraine look to the U.S. and E.U. for economic aids;
instead they get the IMF.
Don't be afraid ... Come closer and I'll stick by you ... on you ... so close, you will
always have me ...
No, no no! You are going to Greece me ...
Don't be afraid ... it's painless.
You mean at first ...
All you have to do is calm down and listen to reason ...
No, no, no! We want aid, not austerity measures ...
That's the trouble ... always wanting something for nothing ...
Isn't that what being in EU means? Look at Bulgaria, Romania, Poland...
Yes, look at them. They used to laze around all day while the government gave them
'workfare' jobs. Now, they are actually having to work ... especially if they go to
northern countries where they expect them to do the jobs the locals do not want ...
And we thought EU stood for "enjoy yourself" ...
That's what bad English will do for you. Now come here and take your medicine. We
leeches have been treating humans since the dawn of time ... we cure you ... bring
you to reality ...
And I thought we were all going to become fat like the English ...
There you go again. Don't you know, even Scotland is trying to get away from them
...