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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
February 19, 2017
THE TRUMP SHOW AMATEUR HOUR
News Item: Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn resigns as National Security Advisor after only 24
days -- the shortest on record.
You're hired; you're fired. You're hired; you're fired. I am getting tired of this
merry-go-round.
Well, Mr. President, you are quick to hire.
And you folks are supposed to vett my choices.
Not after you hired him sir ...
I suppose you will vett my latest choice ... before I offer him the job ...
Given that you have chosen a bull mastiff and given that he's already vetted by a
veterinarian, there is little for us to do, sir.
I tell you he makes me feel safer, and there are enough spooky spooks already. I'm
scared to open my mouth.
That's exactly how they want you sir ...
Don't worry, I can still tweet.
By the way, I'm sending the dog's sister to Vlad as a present.
He'll love her sir ... great choice, if I may say so, sir.
I am sorry about Flynn. All I told him to do was tell them not to worry. He talked too
much.
Well, he was a bit of a loose cannon in his previous job when the Obama
administration fired him. He also shifted 180-degrees on Turkey after his consulting
firm got a big contract there last summer.
Oh, I like flexible people. Well, we must go on ... darned press is like a terrier nipping
at your ankles. That's another reason I've got Shalom here (pets the bull mastiff).
He'll bring peace ...
THE TRUMP SHOW AMATEUR HOUR
News Item: Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn resigns as National Security Advisor after only 24
days -- the shortest on record.
You're hired; you're fired. You're hired; you're fired. I am getting tired of this
merry-go-round.
Well, Mr. President, you are quick to hire.
And you folks are supposed to vett my choices.
Not after you hired him sir ...
I suppose you will vett my latest choice ... before I offer him the job ...
Given that you have chosen a bull mastiff and given that he's already vetted by a
veterinarian, there is little for us to do, sir.
I tell you he makes me feel safer, and there are enough spooky spooks already. I'm
scared to open my mouth.
That's exactly how they want you sir ...
Don't worry, I can still tweet.
By the way, I'm sending the dog's sister to Vlad as a present.
He'll love her sir ... great choice, if I may say so, sir.
I am sorry about Flynn. All I told him to do was tell them not to worry. He talked too
much.
Well, he was a bit of a loose cannon in his previous job when the Obama
administration fired him. He also shifted 180-degrees on Turkey after his consulting
firm got a big contract there last summer.
Oh, I like flexible people. Well, we must go on ... darned press is like a terrier nipping
at your ankles. That's another reason I've got Shalom here (pets the bull mastiff).
He'll bring peace ...