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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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December 22, 2019
News Item: Christmas at the White House.
Doughnaald! You have to pass the turkey.
No! This is mine.
Don't be turkey Doughnaald ...
Don't call me that. I hate it! I hate it! I am never going to pass it now ...
Turkey Doughnaald! Turkey Doughnaald! Turkey ...
Okay! Okay! You win. I'll pass the turkey ... on one condition.
That you get me my own turkey, for me only, next Christmas ...
And I can have as much dessert as I want.
And that you'll stop calling me turkey.
All right here's the turkey.
But you ate the legs, thighs and most of the breast.
That's the way it goes ... Some get it all;
others eat the crumbs.
Greedy Doughnaald! Turkey Doughnaald!
Stop calling me that. I hate it.
Turkey Doughnaald ...