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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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December 17, 2017
THE BULLDOG, THE POODLE AND THE SCHNAUZER
News Item: This week the EU and the UK agreed to move talks to the second phase
of Brexit. Guidelines for the transition phase and a rough schedule have been set.
Theresa May has three months to get an agreement within her cabinet and put
forward a future trade deal.
The impassive British bulldog seems to have lost its British cool. MPs opposed to
their own party leader are now receiving death threats ...
I say this cannot be and I have my teeth.
You know zee British bulldogs call us woopsies more interested in fur fashion but we
poodles are zee smart ones.
Ach! Zo you know. The sausage is the greatest invention in the world and it helps
us to become hard workers ...
We are zee 'ard workers too. We just do it wiz style ... wiz nonchalance ...
Ach! And with short weeks and long holidays.
'Olidays! 'Olidays are good for zee soul ...
Listen you two. There's a reason we can't get anywhere on Brexit. Just listen to
yourselves. And remember: Listen we must, those corporate wolves are breathing
down our necks for a smooth Brexit.
Oh zee wolves. Every time I go to zee park and I am having zee difficulty, I think of
zee wolves and everything plops out ...
Ach Zo! We schnauzers must careful have to be. Look what in the election to me
has happened ....
We bulldogs also. The wolves, the wolves ... let us get to work ... they control our