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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
November 24, 2013


News Item:  Swiss lab reports Arafat's remains in 2012 contained Polonium (Po210)
manufactured in a nuclear reactor in lethal levels 18 to 36 times higher than average,
meaning that in 2004, when he died  ... 22 half lives of Polonium (has a half-life i.e.
decays by half every 138 days) ago, he had over a million times the Po average
circulating in his body ... except no one ever has man-made nuclear reactor Polonium
in their bones.

Yes, you humans fight and kill each other, but do you ever realize the calamity you
cause others ...

Look at me.  I survived because this one man you poisoned vomited me up early.  My
kind inside him were obliterated ... millions of them.  What you call a holocaust.

And what have we done?  We are the kind who help humans digest their food.  
Without us, you would suffer a holocaust wiping out the human race.

You pride yourself on your large brain and treat us as vermin -- anti-bacterial soap,
antibiotics, anti this and anti that ... always at war ...

It is your philosophy of life that is destroying this planet.

Now look at us ... We work together.  In our case, our life gives you a better ability to
digest your food ...

Our life gives you your life ...

We just wish you humans would magnify this principle instead of killing life on this
beautiful planet we all share ...