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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
November 22, 2020

NOT GIVING UP

News Item:  Refusing to concede to Biden, Donald Trump continues to believe he
won the election but was denied victory through voter fraud.

I am telling you, Melania, I won.  I can feel it in my bones.

Oh Doughnaald!  What you feel in your bones is arthritis.  You know, you haven't . . .

Melania!  Don't bring that up.  You know just as well as I do that's just stress . . .  
stress with the job, stress inducing election . . .

The Chinese would say you hit that one on the nose, Doughnaald.

Come on Melania that's below the belt.

You got that right, Doughnaald.

It's the stress, Melania.

That's why I am looking forward to returning to New York.

Stop, Melania.  I may still win.

You need the help of your fairy godmother.

Really!  I have never paid much attention to such things.  Do I go to church and pray?

Oh, Doughnaald!  That's for God and saints.  The fairy godmother is a myth.

That's too bad . . . just too bad . . .

Why?

Well the others don't listen to me. Damn!  I think I'll have a sandwich.  I think better on
a full stomach.  Could you please order me a big, fat, juicy CHEESEBURGER . . .