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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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November 22, 2020
NOT GIVING UP
News Item: Refusing to concede to Biden, Donald Trump continues to believe he
won the election but was denied victory through voter fraud.
I am telling you, Melania, I won. I can feel it in my bones.
Oh Doughnaald! What you feel in your bones is arthritis. You know, you haven't . . .
Melania! Don't bring that up. You know just as well as I do that's just stress . . .
stress with the job, stress inducing election . . .
The Chinese would say you hit that one on the nose, Doughnaald.
Come on Melania that's below the belt.
You got that right, Doughnaald.
It's the stress, Melania.
That's why I am looking forward to returning to New York.
Stop, Melania. I may still win.
You need the help of your fairy godmother.
Really! I have never paid much attention to such things. Do I go to church and pray?
Oh, Doughnaald! That's for God and saints. The fairy godmother is a myth.
That's too bad . . . just too bad . . .
Well the others don't listen to me. Damn! I think I'll have a sandwich. I think better on
a full stomach. Could you please order me a big, fat, juicy CHEESEBURGER . . .