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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill

November 15, 2020

OH DOUGHNAALD!

News Item:  On Newsmax TV's program National Report, Trey Trainor, Chair of the
Federal Election Commission, commenting on counting locations denying observer
access said, "I do believe that there is voter fraud taking place in these places."

See, Melania, it's just as I said.  They stole the election from me in Pennsylvania.

Oh Doughnaald!

It's the truth.  And when my case goes to the supreme court, I bet they'll rule for me.

Oh Doughnaald!

And the other states Biden stole ... the same fraud, I'm telling you.

Oh Doughnaald!

When the fraud claims are held up by the courts, there must be a new election and
the American public will never vote for a guy who tried to steal an election ...

Oh Doughnaald!

Don't you see I am going to win ... it's fantastic!  

Oh Doughnaald!

Just amazing!  This election will be one for the history books, Melania.  They'll
remember me in history as the guy who never gave up in a fight for what is right.

Oh Doughnaald!

Stop saying 'Oh Doughnaald!'

Oh Doughnaald!

Oh, what the hell!  I feel much better.  Could you get me a big, fat, juicy
CHEESEBURGER ....