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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
October 20, 2019

BULLDOG BULL

News Item:  Boris Johnson's Super Saturday fizzles into farce as MPs' support Sir
Oliver Letwin's amendment forcing Boris to seek an extension of time from the EU.

A long time ago an Indian nobleman lamented, "How can we have allowed ourselves
to be ruled by people who haven't even learned to wash their bottoms."

I am a British bulldog.  What do you expect?

It's probably what the French have been saying to themselves.  After all, they use a
bidet and you in Britain are a little uppity towards the Europeans.

Bosh?

Isn't that what you call Germans aside from Huns.  And what do you call the French.

Frogs.  Well, they eat them don't they.

Only the legs.

'Only the legs', he says.  What's the point of all this?

Shows you don't respect Europeans.

Well, look at 'em.  See what a mess they've made.  And look at my cabinet.  The
same Indians you talked about are helping rule Britain.  The world has changed while
racist  Bulgarians insult our black footballers.  Never mind we beat the crap out of
em.  Of course I have a point.

What about economic losses, the report on which you are not releasing.

We'll release when we are ready.  Brexit is not easy.

Good luck, Prime Minister ...