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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
October 15, 2017


News Item:  Harvey Weinstein, the movie mogul has been accused of rape and
sexual assault by many women including some prominent actresses.

Hey!  Cool it.  I am a tomcat; I do what nature intended me to do.  And I do it because
I can.

But they say it was against their will ...

What will?  Did I tie them down?  They've got claws; they can bite; they've got legs.  
Ooh yeah!  I love legs and boobs and everything else.  I should've been an artist.

But they don't like you, let alone love you ...

Love me!  Love me!  Are you kidding?  Have you seen these whiskers?  Man o' man,
cat's whiskers I tell you.  It'll get 'em every time.

Doesn't look like they got this crowd ... they can't stand you.

Complain, complain, complain.  They're all has-beens ... looking for publicity.  As I
said, I wasn't chaining them; it was not a fortress ...

Yeah, but what would've happened to their future if they had walked out?

Future!  What future?  I made them all.  They can do this to me now after they are
known.  What ingratitude?  I tell you I should have been a dog.  They are a more
loving breed and loyal.  But I am a cat, and you know what ...

You know what ... they said you were a large, frightening bully ... threatening people,
pushing them around.  They were all afraid of you.

A tomcat is a tomcat is a tomcat ...