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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
October 7, 2012

WHEN THE SHEEP BECAME A RAM

News Item:  Romney was an obvious victor over Obama in the first Presidential
debate.

What happened?  asks the stunned Grand Ollama of his handlers, aides, seconds
and other assorted staff in the entourage of a grand incumbent fighting an election.

That was no sheep; I have been head butted by a ram.

Oh, Grand Ollama, wailed an aide.  You've been high up in the rarefied air of the
Andes mountains contemplating only your own navel for so long, you've forgotten it's
the rutting season.

The testosterone is up, and those rams are head butting for all they are worth.  It's
what they do whether the prize is an ewe or two or an election.

But he lied on his tax cut ... he got himself an out with the deduction limits the day
before the debate.

But we are lying too in our ads....

We are telling the truth.  It may just be an half-truth but it is the truth.

Anyway, no one seems to want to vote this year.

Get organized; you have a job to do to get our voters to the polls.  Get going!  Now
where's that kangaroo who's supposed to give me boxing lessons?