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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
October 2, 2016


News Item:  Donald Trump is being castigated for rolling over a $916 million loss and
thus not paying any taxes for 20 years when he did not have to.  Hillary Clinton it
turns out took $2 charitable deduction for donating husband Bill's under pants.

Why aren't you paying any taxes?

I'm smart, that's why.

What about the poor Joes who are carrying the burden?

Listen, you need someone like me to run this country ... someone smart to make
American great again.

But you aren't paying your share ...

Look, people have called me a lot of things but ...

How about a red turnip ... they haven't called you that before ...

Hey, this is an interview you fat pig.  I'll tell you what I can do with a red turnip ...

And you won't answer the question about taxes ...

As I was saying, no one has ever called me cheap.  Look at Hillary ...  I mean how
gross you women can be ... donating Bill's old underpants ... and for two bucks ... not
much of a stud if you ask me ... now my ...

No one is asking you ...

My underpants would be amazing.  They'd go for thousands ... some of the stories
Bill told me on the golf course ... I dunno ...

Like what ?

That's the trouble with politicians ... one face in private, another for the public.  I am
what I am.

You get what you see ...

Heaven help us!