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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
September 23, 2018
HOW A BURGER STOPPED A STATE VISIT
News Item: President Moon Jae-in of South Korea pays an official visit to North
Korea and visits sacred Mt. Paektu and its Heaven Lake with his counterpart Kim
Jong-un.
This is a great moment for our countries. Five thousand years together and now
separated for 70 years. One day soon when we are together again, all our people
can visit this sacred site.
Meanwhile, at the White House ...
Oh Doughnaald! I want to visit this Mt. Paektu and Heaven Lake. It sounds so
romantic and looks so desolate ... bittersweet.
What are you talking about? Looks a shithole ...
What's wrong with you? Every country is what you call it ... sheethole.
I didn't say that. Norway, Sweden and Denmark are not, not even England or
Scotland. And it's not sheethole, it's shithole.
Oh Doughnaald! Can't we go visit North Korea and visit the charming roly-poly little
man with his special hairstyle.
He's not charming. He was threatening to kill us all.
But you showed him your button was bigger than his, didn't you?
That I did. No one's button is bigger than mine.
And look, he has taken apart all his weapon sites. Come on let's go and we can eat
different food ... which must be good. Just look at him.
Did you say food? That settles it. At least in Singapore I could get my
cheeseburgers ...