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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
September 20, 2015
HUMPTY DUMPTY TRUMPETY TRUMP
News Item: Donald Trump's vivid descriptions of women celebrities continue to
plague his campaign.
You know, I sometimes scratch my head and there's nothing there.
Worry not, you still look better than ... what was it you called Rosie O'Donnell ...
Yeah, that's one dog, slob, disgusting animal.
I think you called her a fat pig.
I made a mistake. I am sorry. I love pigs. I should have said 'fat sow'.
What about Hillary? Oh ditto for sure. Disgusting. Can't keep her husband, and
look at the dogs he prefers.
And what about the Muslims, you said ...
Hey listen, I love Muslims. There are a couple in my building. Fine people ...
gracious ...
What about Mexicans?
Hey I love Mexicans. That's not what it's about. We need to build a wall, a wall so
their rapists and murderers stay on their side.
You mean the ones coming here are ...
And we should build a beautiful big door in that wall so we can welcome the legal
migrants. And don't forget on the Rosie thing ... I supported her when she had a
spat about the Iraq war. She was against it and so was I. Only an imbecile could
support that war. More enemies now than we ever had ... that's why we need that
wall.
And Megyn Kelly?
Another out of control disgusting animal with blood, you know. This country is going
to the dogs ...
HUMPTY DUMPTY TRUMPETY TRUMP
News Item: Donald Trump's vivid descriptions of women celebrities continue to
plague his campaign.
You know, I sometimes scratch my head and there's nothing there.
Worry not, you still look better than ... what was it you called Rosie O'Donnell ...
Yeah, that's one dog, slob, disgusting animal.
I think you called her a fat pig.
I made a mistake. I am sorry. I love pigs. I should have said 'fat sow'.
What about Hillary? Oh ditto for sure. Disgusting. Can't keep her husband, and
look at the dogs he prefers.
And what about the Muslims, you said ...
Hey listen, I love Muslims. There are a couple in my building. Fine people ...
gracious ...
What about Mexicans?
Hey I love Mexicans. That's not what it's about. We need to build a wall, a wall so
their rapists and murderers stay on their side.
You mean the ones coming here are ...
And we should build a beautiful big door in that wall so we can welcome the legal
migrants. And don't forget on the Rosie thing ... I supported her when she had a
spat about the Iraq war. She was against it and so was I. Only an imbecile could
support that war. More enemies now than we ever had ... that's why we need that
wall.
And Megyn Kelly?
Another out of control disgusting animal with blood, you know. This country is going
to the dogs ...