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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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September 17, 2017
THE TRUMPKIM VOICES
News Item: North Korea launches an ICBM and claims to seek parity with U.S.
Unbelievable! If you don't stop, I will personally shear you into Slim Kim. I am not a
red-blooded American pit bull for nothing.
Hah! You peewee canine. Your bark is worse than your bite. Not only do I breathe
fire to barbecue you, but my teeth will make you into a bullberger ready for the
Stop talking, you snake-eyed slitherer. I carry a fire extinguisher on my back and two
ICBMs on the side.
Listen, you chameleon-headed Trumpy Rumpy: Beg, boy, beg!
Who do you think you are asking to beg, Rocket Man?
You. You ugly capitalist dog.
You are mad, Rocket Man. You know I can bury you and your whole country in
But you wouldn't, you soft capitalist dog. I dare you.
Okay! I double-dare you to touch Guam.
I ... I triple dare you!
In that case, I double-double dare you ...