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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
September 9, 2018


News Item:  Bob Woodward published his book on the Trump White House titled,
"Fear:  Trump in the White House."  Loaded with sensational quotes, it painted a
portrait of a loud-mouthed Trump berating staffers and cabinet members.

It's all lies, all made up ...

Doughnaald!  How could you say those things?

Et tu Melannia!

You know, I am going to get you duck tape for Christmas.

Listen, you bag of old Slovakian bones ... it's duct tape.

Now, don't start on me.  You want me to lock you out again?  It's not going to be easy
to smuggle your bimbos in here, and you can't get out without your security detail.

You are so cruel ...

Trapped aren't you?

Too cruel!

It's those cheeseburgers.  All those hormones in the beef can't be good for you.

Oh, you and your healthy diet, healthy diet, healthy diet!

What's wrong with that?

I have an all-American, America-First diet ...

Just because you like cheeseburgers.  Anyway, you have more things to worry
about.  Look at that terrible New York Times editorial ...

Yeah!  Anonymous and fake.  Remember Judith Miller and her lies about Iraq they
published before the Iraq war and Miss Mushroom-Cloud Condi Rice.  Pack of liars
and they killed so many people ending up with ISIL ... which I have to deal with ...

Be careful Doughnaald ... they did get their war based on lies.