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September 5, 2010
THE ALASKA GAME HEN ON IRAQ TROOP WITHDRAWAL
by Arshad M Khan
Ya know, I just can't understand it. We won it fair and square and now we
are leavin' it. Why? When my flock wins some territory, we keep it. And why
give it back to those Muslin critters. It's better to fight 'em there than fight
'em here. Can you imagine 'em here makin' us all wear that muslin wrapped
from head to toe and me with ma find feathers no longer showin'.
Ya know, I figured that all out by maself -- all that cloth is why they call 'em
Muslins. Can't trust someone who won't show hisself. Like them
communists I can see from my backyard. Given half a chance they'd
communisticate us all. Take away all the eggs I lay an' everything.
Anyways, what's this Gran' Ollama doin'? Who gave him the right? The nice
roosters from the military took it, it's theirs to give back, right? As MLK jr.
said, an' I agree, "Right's right an' everyone else is wrong." I am fighting for
everything right an' fair's fair. Anyways, where did this Ollama come from?
They're saying Indonesia. My guess is they're all from South America, or is it
Africa? Well, it ain't the good ol' U.S. of A. That I am sure. Here we don't
give things back when we win em fair an' square. Just like when we took
half of Mexico. Right?