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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
September 1, 2019


News Item:  Today, September 1, 2019, is the 80th anniversary of the start of WW2.  
Leaders gather in Warsaw while Trump plays golf.

I cancelled because of hurricane Dorian.

But the storm is no longer so severe a threat.

That's why I am playing golf.  Hey (to an aide) can you get me a cheeseburger.  This
walking makes one hungry.

But you are using an electric golf cart.

See it's electric.  Tell that to your clean-air environmentalist friends.  Anyway, I have
to get out of the cart, walk to the ball and swing at it.  The exercise makes one hungry.

The news says you were fat-shaming your own younger daughter Tiffany and your
long-term personal assistant Madeleine Westerhout was forced to resign because
she leaked it in an off-the-record comment.

I love my daughter Tiffany.

But she is a little on the heavy side, and the story fits in with the way you bully

Me ... bully people!

Were you not supposed to go to Poland, sir?

Oh, I've already been there.

I mean to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the start of WW2.

Anniversaries come every year as Melania keeps reminding me ...

But over 50 million people died in the war ...

And I had nothing to do with it.  Hey where's that CHEESEBURGER!