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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
August 7, 2011


News Item:  Dominique Strauss-Kahn known in France as DSK has been
charged with rape in New York, attempted rape in France, and has been
described as a rutting chimpanzee by yet another woman.  He was obliged to
resign as IMF Managing Director and is no longer a viable French Presidential

So, what does she expect... aren't chimps swingers?  What a lot of fuss
about a hard-wired natural impulse.  It's all in the brain.  I don't fight it.  I
don't beat about the bush.  I get right to the point.  I am direct.  I don't
believe in preliminaries.  It's how I got where I am ... er ... was.

What are they complaining about?  They didn't complain then.  You know
what I think it is ... they couldn't hold me.  I am so magnificent -- a silver back
... a chimpanzee with the silver tones of a gorilla in prime.  What female can
resist?  I ask you.  Then I leave and they complain.  I can't be everywhere.