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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
July 26, 2020


News Item:  Biden leads Trump in the polls by double digits.


Stop shouting Doughnaald.  I'm right here.

You see this.  How can they choose a botoxed ninny like Biden over me?

Botoxed!  He had team of plastic surgeons working overtime ...

You're right!  He doesn't look the same man.

He is like clone but not exact clone.

And he forgets things.  How can they choose a botoxed plastic man over me?

I not answer that.  News conferences bad for you.

I know.  I shouldn't have done them.  But I felt a duty to the people ...

You mean it help in election.

Don't say that Melania.  I had to do them.  It's this damn virus.

Yah!  It spoil everything.

The economy is turning sour.  Jobs are not coming back.  And they're blaming me.  
It's not my fault ...

Good or bad, they blame the president.

It's this damn virus.

It's God's will, eh?

Don't bring God into it.  I'm no worse than Biden.

No!  Good!

What do you mean 'no good'?  You too!!

I mean you no bad, you good ...

Oh, to hell with it.  Things will change.  What I want now is a fat, juicy

Okay!  Okay!  Don't shout.  I go get you one myself

Thanks!  You make me feel much better ... you always do ...