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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
July 16, 2017


News Item:  Donald Trump Jr. admits to meeting Russians to collect dirt on Hillary
during campaign.

Amazing!  What did I do?  What the hell?

It's not what you did, it's more how it looks.

Great, how does it look?

Well, don't you know?

Know?  No!  I don't think I did anything wrong.  I am not conspiring or doing anything
with the Russians.

So nothing happened?

Absolutely.  They promised good stuff on Hillary.  Heaven knows she has enough
skeletons.  But in the end zilch.  The grease balls had nothing.

You mean you were taken for a ride.

At least, I know to ask for more info ahead ...

We live and learn ...

That's for sure.  Is Pop really mad?

A  little.  More mad at the press.  Just as well he cooled off in Paris.  That French
poodle knows all the tricks.

Amazing.  Knew he'd enjoy the parade and taking the salute.

And Melania showed off her French.

Amazing how she can chatter away in different languages.  It's these Europeans.  
They grow up with it.  So am I out of the dog house?

You know you were never in it.  He knows you were doing what any red blooded
Trump would do ...

Phew!  And I thought I really screwed up ...

You did.  Next time send somebody else and no emails.