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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
July 14, 2019

IRAN VERSUS GOLF


News Item:  Jeffrey Epstein, a billionaire former buddy of Donald Trump, has been
charged with sex-trafficking minors.


Whew!  That was close.  How old were those damn girls he used to have at his
mansion?

I don't know sir.  I wasn't there.

Of course I know you weren't there.  I was just thinking out loud.  I remember one ...
(smiles to himself) ...

About Iran sir.  The supreme leader is Ayatollah Ali Khamanei and ...

And I was just reliving a fantastic memory.  Can't it wait?

Well sir he's made an important statement.

I knew they'd come around.

That's exactly it.  They haven't.  He does not want to deal with us at all.

Can't I have an afternoon alone.  Where's Melania?

In Florida, sir.

Florida!  Why?

You sent her there sir.

Oh well!  Get the golf clubs.  (Mumbles to himself)  Maybe I shouldn't have broken up
with Epstein.  But he's such a jerk.  (Then to the aide)  And don't forget the
cheeseburgers.  Tell the club to get my suite ready.  I'll be there til Monday.

Monday!  But its only Tuesday now.

So what?  I do my best thinking at a golf course.  But first, before everything else, get
me a CHEESEBURGER!

YES, SIR!