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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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July 10, 2016
A TRUMPETING ELEPHANT
News Item: Assured of the Republican nomination, Donald Trump prepares for the
party convention in Cleveland, Ohio while busy picking a vice-presidential running
Thank you folks! You know, you're amazing. You are amazing! You are great! I
And you know Hillary. You know she is crooked. Crooked Hillary has done it again.
Unbelievable! It is unbelievable. Unbelievable but true ... she is not going to jail for
breaking the laws from A to Z on those emails. It's a corrupt system.
And you know what, it shows her judgment is horrible ... her judgment is horrible.
Bernie said her judgment is bad. She's got bad judgment.
So you think she can pick a decent VP? Wouldn't surprise me if she picks the other
Bernie, you know, Bernie Madoff.
Unbelievable, but you gotta believe it. She could do it.
And my choice for VP. Incredible! You'll see. Incredible! Incredible but true.
They laughed at us when we started. Yes, it's true, but I don't like to lose. I am a
winner. I'll win back this country ... make it great again. Yes, great. Gr..reat! We'll
have our country back. Yes, we will, when I do the trade deals again. I know the art
of the deal. My book tells you.
Yes, it'll be incredible. Incredible! Amazing! You are amazing. Amazing! I love you