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The Porcupine's Quill:  A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
June 24, 2018

TROMPE L'OEIL

News Item:  Melania Trump visits children forcibly separated from their
undocumented migrant parents, at an immigration facility, under a Trump policy soon
abandoned.  She happened to wear a top coat with large letters on the back reading
"I really don't care do U."

Amazing!  How could you do a thing like that?

I didn't.

What in hell do you mean?

You ask me to wear coat.  You buy it for me.

But you know it was about fake news.

I know.  So what's so bad about  ... how you say it ... kill two birds with one stone.

Unbelievable!  It's more like being too stoned to think.

Doughnaald!  You know, I have not touched stuff.

I know.  I know.  We will have to release a statement explaining it was about fake
news.

Why, you call news, fake news?

Because it is.  They never tell the truth about me.  Look at the booming stock
market.  Look at how I am fighting the world for the best for this country.

I know.  Whole world hates us.

They've been screwing us for years.

World has changed Doughnaald.

I know.  I am changing it.  Peace with North Korea.  Better NAFTA deal.  Putin doesn't
hate me.  Maybe peace there also, and I win the next election.  Fantastic!

Oh no!  No!  Another four years in White House prison.

Amazing!  I don't understand you, Melania.  I made you First Lady.  Many women
would give their ... Aw hell!  Incredible!