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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
June 21, 2020
CHEESEBURGER RALLY
News Item: Trump holds a rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma despite the coronavirus social
distancing. It is sparsely attended.
Doughnaald, you should have listened to everyone.
It was fine, Melania. Amazing, I tell you.
But the news says ...
Fake news, Melania, all fake ...
But I see empty seats ...
See how the fake news gets you.
But CNN ...
CNN is fake news, Melania.
I see you tell water drinking story where you use two hands ...
It was beautiful, Melania. I love our audiences. It is the real America.
But they don't like immigrants like me ...
Not like you ... the other kind.
You mean the ones you build wall against.
Exactly. They love me for it ... for standing up for them ... for the country as it was
and should be ...
Doughnaald! You don't have to give a speech to me ...
I was just thinking, Melania. I could add to that speech ... 'for hot dogs and
cheeseburgers, not tacos ...'
Beautiful line. Say that makes me hungry. Could you order me a cheeseburger
please? Maybe we have a cheeseburger rally next time. Promise them
cheeseburgers, that'll increase the audience. They'll be tearing down the doors
instead of us having to tear down the outside stage because there was no audience
overflow. Eating cheeseburgers together ... that's what the real America is about ...
we'll make America great again ...
CHEESEBURGER RALLY
News Item: Trump holds a rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma despite the coronavirus social
distancing. It is sparsely attended.
Doughnaald, you should have listened to everyone.
It was fine, Melania. Amazing, I tell you.
But the news says ...
Fake news, Melania, all fake ...
But I see empty seats ...
See how the fake news gets you.
But CNN ...
CNN is fake news, Melania.
I see you tell water drinking story where you use two hands ...
It was beautiful, Melania. I love our audiences. It is the real America.
But they don't like immigrants like me ...
Not like you ... the other kind.
You mean the ones you build wall against.
Exactly. They love me for it ... for standing up for them ... for the country as it was
and should be ...
Doughnaald! You don't have to give a speech to me ...
I was just thinking, Melania. I could add to that speech ... 'for hot dogs and
cheeseburgers, not tacos ...'
Beautiful line. Say that makes me hungry. Could you order me a cheeseburger
please? Maybe we have a cheeseburger rally next time. Promise them
cheeseburgers, that'll increase the audience. They'll be tearing down the doors
instead of us having to tear down the outside stage because there was no audience
overflow. Eating cheeseburgers together ... that's what the real America is about ...
we'll make America great again ...