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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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June 7, 2020
News Item: Some Senior Republicans have announced they will not be supporting
Trump in November.
Doughnaald! Why they not support you Doughnaald?
Don't worry, Melania. They are losers, that's why.
But they were president also, no?
No. They were not.
But George Bush was president like his father, no?
Yes, he was president but his father lost re-election.
And the son won, right?
Listen, he could not pronounce nuclear.
Is that important, Doughnaald?
If you want to press the right button ...
It's your problem Doughnaald. You've forgotten my buttons ...
Now, now. Let's not start that again. I can't ask the doctor ... it'll get out on the news
So you're afraid, my dear Doughnaald. So you play golf ...
Cut it out. You know that's business. I get publicity for my golf courses...
Oh Doughnaald! Maybe after elections, you go to doctor and you get ...
Don't you dare say it, Melania. Oh God, I want a cheeseburger. Ple...eeze get me
Okay Doughnaald ... only until election ...