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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
by Arshad M. Khan
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Porcupine's Quill
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Porcupine's Quill
June 2, 2019
'NASTY' M&M
News Item: Being told Meghan Markle had said she'd move to Canada if he, Trump,
were elected, he responded by calling her 'nasty'. When he meets Bill and Harry and
Kate, she will be absent according to the British authorities.
Was it a trifle impolite to call her 'nasty'?
Polite or impolite, the fact is she said nasty things about me.
She seems to have a sharp tongue ...
Well, as I said she'll make a fine American princess. Hey! Can you get me a
cheeseburger?
Actually, she cannot be a princess, just duchess.
Well, whatever ... but she sure has sharp elbows. Didn't the other lady stop the joint
living arrangement the brothers had and throw her out.
Sort of. She sure didn't take kindly to her Dad showing off his suit for the wedding.
Yep! His invitation was yanked and she never invited any of her step-siblings. Kinda
hard, eh?
So it goes. Who knows what happens in families?
Not one for long-term ties that one ...
Except with the prince.
Naturally, unless ...
Yeah, unless he gets the roving eye ...
Well,, plenty of ex-duchesses in that family ...
Everything comes to an end ... including being president ...
Not for a while. Hey, where's that cheeseburger? Thinking makes me hungry and ...
On its way, sir. On its way ...
'NASTY' M&M
News Item: Being told Meghan Markle had said she'd move to Canada if he, Trump,
were elected, he responded by calling her 'nasty'. When he meets Bill and Harry and
Kate, she will be absent according to the British authorities.
Was it a trifle impolite to call her 'nasty'?
Polite or impolite, the fact is she said nasty things about me.
She seems to have a sharp tongue ...
Well, as I said she'll make a fine American princess. Hey! Can you get me a
cheeseburger?
Actually, she cannot be a princess, just duchess.
Well, whatever ... but she sure has sharp elbows. Didn't the other lady stop the joint
living arrangement the brothers had and throw her out.
Sort of. She sure didn't take kindly to her Dad showing off his suit for the wedding.
Yep! His invitation was yanked and she never invited any of her step-siblings. Kinda
hard, eh?
So it goes. Who knows what happens in families?
Not one for long-term ties that one ...
Except with the prince.
Naturally, unless ...
Yeah, unless he gets the roving eye ...
Well,, plenty of ex-duchesses in that family ...
Everything comes to an end ... including being president ...
Not for a while. Hey, where's that cheeseburger? Thinking makes me hungry and ...
On its way, sir. On its way ...