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The Porcupine's Quill: A Satire Column
by Arshad M. Khan
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June 2, 2013
CHOW DOWN AND FORK UP
News Item: President Obama flies down to his hometown of Chicago with other
Democrats bigwigs for two fundraisers: a $1000 a plate affair at a hotel, and a
second costing ten times as much at a private home.
My fellow llamas, the season is upon us, the season for you to be generous and for
us to get to work. No one wants those rich vicunas taking over this country. It is why
you are here at this feast.
Anyone remember when the Grand Ovicuna was running the show. Since then this
Grand Ollama has cut unemployment ... er, almost; stopped the wars ... er, almost;
got this country moving again ... er, almost; closed that prison for foreign critters ...
well, tried to, and I promise I will succeed.
You know I always listen to my fellow llamas, you especially can count on me.
At this feast, I am here with you through the starter -- I love caviar especially beluga.
Then Llama Ploosi Pleezye will take over to address your questions and concerns,
and she is most accommodating.
No, I am not abandoning you. No ... I am just going up to another get together
arranged by Llama Rahma with his investment banker llamas. Yes, duty calls.
Duty and good eating. Wonderful to marry them together. The Clinta Llama has
developed it into a fine art. All of us can learn from him ... and his wife ... ah!
fantastic ... turned a 1000 potatoes into 100,000 in a year ... magical, pure magic ...